Friday, April 30, 2004
T Minus 99
A Public Service Announcement
Mullet hunt season has begun. Around this time when the hats and winter gear come off mullet chasing begins. For those who would like to locate one of these near extinct 'dos, the subway and downtown core are prime territory. Baseball games almost always guarantee a sighting of the rare white man's afro. I'm no professional but I've been enlightened to such variations as the skullet, the femullet and the permullet. For those serious gazers Mullets Galore is the holy grail of that short bang-long back look.
Who even knew that the mullet has spawned its own music genre? Cut the Mullet exudes such lyrical genius as "The mullet is the reason why people hate you."
Inspiring, yet refreshingly honest.
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A Public Service Announcement
Mullet hunt season has begun. Around this time when the hats and winter gear come off mullet chasing begins. For those who would like to locate one of these near extinct 'dos, the subway and downtown core are prime territory. Baseball games almost always guarantee a sighting of the rare white man's afro. I'm no professional but I've been enlightened to such variations as the skullet, the femullet and the permullet. For those serious gazers Mullets Galore is the holy grail of that short bang-long back look.
Who even knew that the mullet has spawned its own music genre? Cut the Mullet exudes such lyrical genius as "The mullet is the reason why people hate you."
Inspiring, yet refreshingly honest.
Thursday, April 29, 2004
T Minus 100
I feel empty today. Maybe its symptomatic of something else. Possibly connected to the fur on my sandwich.
Disclaimer: Anti-Freeze is poisonous. Imbibe on your own risk.
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I feel empty today. Maybe its symptomatic of something else. Possibly connected to the fur on my sandwich.
Disclaimer: Anti-Freeze is poisonous. Imbibe on your own risk.
Sunday, April 25, 2004
T Minus 104
Who Needs Slaves when We Have Subservient Chicken
Thanks to those good people at Burger King, when we're tired of ordering their underage, dimwitted workers around (if I ever enter that Temple of Cardiac Arrest), we can order around their sandwich filler. Tell the subservient chicken to do his master's bidding: play dead, skip, or roll over.
I read people actually believed that somewhere in rural America a man sits by his dial-up modem wearing a chicken suit. Waiting for us.
Feh, people fell for bottled water.
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Who Needs Slaves when We Have Subservient Chicken
Thanks to those good people at Burger King, when we're tired of ordering their underage, dimwitted workers around (if I ever enter that Temple of Cardiac Arrest), we can order around their sandwich filler. Tell the subservient chicken to do his master's bidding: play dead, skip, or roll over.
I read people actually believed that somewhere in rural America a man sits by his dial-up modem wearing a chicken suit. Waiting for us.
Feh, people fell for bottled water.
